i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none
you dont need one
Why would one want ti explain
water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can
you can poison yourself with oxygen, shock yourselves with electricity, burn yourself with fire, and blow up an entire city with a single atom
don’t ever fucking think the elements are your friends, kids
long ago the four nations lived together in harmony….
Like Sirius Black said,”Whats life with out a little risk?”
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
Why not both?