I'm the Hero

capsicle107:

buckybaby:

lettersto-savemyself:

[SCREAMS] THE WINTER SOLIDER

[PUNCHES YOUR WINDOW IN] THE WINTER SOLIDER

[JUMPS OUT OF A PLANE] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[RIPS OFF SHIRT] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[whispers] the winter soldier 

[RIPS OFF YOUR STEERING WHEEL] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[RIPS OFF LEFT ARM] THE WINTER SOLDIER

Don’t fuck with her food, BITCH!

Don’t fuck with her food, BITCH!

smashingdevotchka:

saltineofswing:

joonssound:

the animator probably requested that this be put in the script because they were so excited that the boulder came out as great as it did so he wanted a little reward for himself… at least, that’s what I would have done…

Maybe they had a ton of trouble rendering the boulder properly and so when it was done they were like ‘You know what? This shit deserves a line in the script.’

As the daughter of a renderer, I can confirm this is pretty likely. :P

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

What Countries Call Themselves
Italy: Italia
Germany: Deutschland
Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
France: France (in a super cool accent)
China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
England: The United Kingdom
Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
Canada: Canada
America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE
ddryeyes:

mooshroomsoup:

bundledupinhislove:

selahtime:

good for the soul

ah, the sparks of a campfire. good things.

This has to be the most calming thing..

i always reblog this


420 blaze it

ddryeyes:

mooshroomsoup:

bundledupinhislove:

selahtime:

good for the soul

ah, the sparks of a campfire. good things.

This has to be the most calming thing..

i always reblog this

420 blaze it

The Harry Potter Cast Behind The Scenes - Part 1

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

yungkawaiinigga:

shotofpatr0n:

yungkawaiinigga:

date a girl who reads books

nah 

skip that

just fuck the book. 

put ya dick in the book

What?

I SAID

FUCK THE BOOK

PUT YA DICK IN THE BOOK

This website….